What Kind of Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Are You?

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Man Crates

Zombie Survival Specialist Guide

After rigorously studying and watching The Walking Dead, leading experts at Man Crates have determined that there are three types of survivors in a Walker-geddon. When the T-virus inevitably brings down civilization, what kind of survivor will you be?

The Prepped Scavenger

You have been preparing your whole life for this scenario. Your basement is stocked with an abundance of toilet paper and Spam. Perched on your porch, you watch safely from your house, surrounded by a barbed wire fence, as Charlie the mailman mauls down your neighbors.

Projected Zombie Kills: 50

The Clueless Rural Farmer

What zombie apocalypse? You spend your days farming cabbage, blissfully unaware of the global catastrophe—wondering why your cousin Johnny hasn’t visited in months. You welcome survivors with open arms until some jerk with an eye-patch decides to take over your farm.

Projected Zombie Kills: 3-ish, by luck

Anti-Hero Archetype with an Eye Patch

You're a lone wolf, even though you've joined a well-adjusted survivor group. Your "friends" think you’re a bit off, but they just don’t understand how this world works. You’re the first to suggest the group take over the farm, allowing the cabbage farmer to live only because he might prove useful as bait in the future. When it comes to just surviving zombies or annihilating them, you choose annihilation every time. You put the fake "HAM" in Spam.

Projected Zombie Kills: 200+

Whether you're a masochist or a cabbage farmer, we’ve got the right package for you with our Zombie Survival Essentials. It even comes with Spam – the delicious kind. Mmmm… Spam.